If I eat a tide pod should I say shehakol

nerdyqueerandjewish:

the-real-numbers:

nerdyqueerandjewish:

You should say the shema because you will die

בָּרוּךְ אַתָּה אַדָנָי אֱלהֵינוּ מֶלֶךְ הָעולָם בּורֵא פְּרִי האסור.

Baruch atah adonai, aloheinu melech ha-olam, boreh pri ha-assur.

(blessed are you our lord, ruler of the universe, who creates the forbidden fruit)

Beautiful