Frodo like “I’m leaving without you to protect you”
And Merry and Pip (like me) saying nah fuck that
then them distracting the orcs so Frodo can get away and ya just give up on not being affected by this stupid dumb movie
BOROMIR HERE TO SAVE THE DAY CUZ HE LOVES HIS FELLOWSHIP NO MATTER WHAT THE DUMB RING TELLS HIM
I accidentally deleted the last addition to this post like a dumb idiot, so here’s how it went off the top of my head
NO GOD NO
NO GOD NOT LIKE THIS NO
STOP FUCKING SHOOTING THE MAN BOROMIR DOESN’T DIE NO
NO STOP NO
and we will now continue as normal
the speed at which “it’s only a flesh wound” came to mind was ridiculous
fun fact if you google The Worst™ you get these two images
THIS IS THE WORST
YO GANDALF’S VOICE I knew that fucker was coming back
I’m going to Mordor alone!
Of course you are!
And I’m coming with you!
CLASSIC Sam
the dude is willing to LITERALLY drown to convince Frodo to let him come I have never seen such ride or die
if Sam ever cries again I am suing
holy shit guys
what a fuckin ride
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