aw they’re so ready to fight a guy twice their size with a sword to save their pal hobbits are the Hufflepuffs of Tolkien Land and I LOVE them
NO HE WAS SUCH A SWEET OLD GATEKEEPER
when ya sleepover gets out of control
when you’re the one friend with insomnia and everyone else wakes up late in the morning and you gotta pretend like you haven’t been sitting there having an existential crisis for the past 6 hours
so is this that guy everyone’s been thirsting over for the past seventeen years
don’t think he knows about second breakfast
do you mean to tell me ‘second breakfast’ isn’t some meme ya’ll came up with ten years ago
what’s really wild to me is the last two hobbits weren’t asked or even ordered to go on this mission with Frodo. Literally they could have walked away as soon as they were caught stealing vegetables but they were immediately in it for the long haul. They went from running from some aggravated farmer to hiding from basically the lord of death and suffering and didn’t even blink an eye? Without it even being discussed they’re just like. Here now. Where are we going next Frodo. We’ll follow you. We’ve got nothing better to do. Farmer was out of cabbages anyway. Let’s go to Mount Doom.
*random singing*
mate we’re trying to sleep???
quick question is this dude’s hair ever not wet
THIS IS RUDE
SOMEONE GET HIM A BLANKET HE DOESN’T DESERVE THIS
he just pulled out a fuckin pile of swords and weaponised these small, fun loving creatures I swear by the end of this movie at least one of them is gonna have PTSD
their love of food has brought about their potential demise and I wanna be mad but honestly that’s how I see myself going one day
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