sweet-tango-chill:

retentivehysteric:

I know we’re all sick of hearing about pocket inequality wrt men’s and women’s jeans but like i’ve started only wearing men’s jeans and you know what i carried in my pocket the other day? My front pocket? a can of diet coke!! 

Admittedly I wasn’t the best dresser before I transitioned but one time I hid two massive cans of elephant beer in my front pockets. I guess the bright side of now having to lug around a massive aesthetically designed sack is I can smuggle a whole bottle of high quality vodka instead.

I wear mens’ pants for field work and I’ve been able to fit hammers in them (plural).