Bucky likes Deadpool’s wife
Captain America seduces Peter Quill’s ex
Everett Ross and Doctor Strange are best friends
Tony Stark has relationship with aunt May in Rome
Spider-man and Thor goes to sea hunting whales
Pepper is dating Hulk
Old Spider-man tries to be part of the Avengers
Vulture is a superhero (None other than Batman)
And Natasha and Steve are happy together
Ultron & Tony used to play in an 80’s band together
Tony also used to hunt the Zodiac killer with Hulk
Ronan used to date Lois Lane
Fury was on a SWAT team with Bullseye
And Hawkeye and Falcon used to work bomb disposal together
Ego and Ultron used to be bros
Hulk used to date Electra
Clint used to be married to Janet
Falcon used to work with Aldrich Killian
Clint and Batman used to be blood brothers
Claire Temple used to date Bullseye
Clint and Bullseye used to be cop buddies
Pietro and Wanda have a kid
Clint and Wanda hunt killers in the Wyoming ice desert
and Gamora got engaged to Cassian Andor
Loki and Wanda were married and sang country music together
and Loki also hooked up with Ayesha
Meanwhile Fury, Rhomann Dey and Loki went looking for Kong…
… along with Carol Danvers
Stephen Strange and Loki fought together in WWI
Thor and Zemo raced cars
And Bucky did too
Bucky thought Jane was beautiful.
Steve, Gamora, and Heimdall were mercenaries
Loki and The Ancient One were married vampires
Skurge, Gamora and Steve Trevor locked up Stephen Strange on the U S S Enterprise.
Oh yeah… and Thor was Steve Trevor’s father…
Heimdall also had a skirmish with Steve Trevor whilst incognito…
And who can forget that one time Charles Xavier head-butted Stephen Strange…
Back then, Strange’s fighting technique was somewhat unrefined… Here he can be seen testing out his mad skills on a young Howard Stark
Who subsequently attempted to choke him…
There was also that one time when Jarvis interrupted Loki’s drunken shenanigans down the tavern…
And James Montgomery Falsworth was Jarvis’s brother-in-law…
Oh yeah, and that time when Loki wooed Doctor Who. With cake…
Oh yeah and that time Deadpool was Fury’s bodygaurd
Wanda has an affair with Poe Dameron
Even though she’s married to Draco Malfoy
Haymitch is Carol Danvers’ alcoholic dad
And Carol does arms deals with The Scarecrow.
And then there was the time Everett Ross was Starlords ex-wifes ex;
As was Falcon/Sam Wilson;
And the time Sam Wilson and Thanos worked together;
And Yellowjacket was a government bounty hunter who was trying to hunt down Steve Rogers and managed to get Steves girlfriend instead;
And Flandral (version 1) had a disagreement with Bucky
Which was around the same time Bucky went ghost hunting with Draco Malfoy
Don’t forget the time that Bucky, Sue Storm, Luis, and the Asgardian actor who played Loki all went to Mars.
Or the time Spider-Man & The Punisher went on a pilgrimage with Thorin Oakenshield…
There is a parallel universe where…
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