Things we know about Jessie’s Girl:

bisexualbaker:

stilesisbiles:

bisexualbaker:

1. She has eyes
2. And a body
3. She’s a woman
4. She’s dating Jessie

That’s it. That’s all canon gives us.

Which means I can headcanon the woman dating Jessie as an eldritch horrorterror from beyond the farthest ring and there’s nothing you can say to contradict it.

*upbeat music* ♪

I wish that I had Jessie’s Girl 

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[Image: A female-presenting angelic being wearing Wonder Woman-esque armor; her left arm is a collection of gruesome tendrils, bones are poking out of her wing joints, and her eyes are glowing red.]

Where can I find a woman like that!