nerdfishgirl:

ijustreallyloveraytoro:

sorryimawkwardandstuff:

crushsuggestions:

reasons plants are better than people

• no romantic tension
• soft
• huggable
• pure & good

what about cacti?

still huggable. step up your game or get out

Plants:

-literally murder each other using poisons (garlic mustard, black walnut, etc)

-murder other species using poisons (coffee, chocolate, deadly nightshade, potato leaves, etc)

-make other species miserable using poisons (urushiol, etc) – occasionally killing them (hello manchineel)

-compete for sex using flashy billboards (aka flowers)

honestly…..spines are actually pretty tame in terms of plant nastiness

They are just better than people bc we usually don’t have to deal with their drama.

At least you can run away from an offending plant (unless its a walking tree)