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Dad DMs: check the rulebook every five seconds, name npcs after terrible puns, make sound effects during battles

Mum DMs: bring loads of snacks to every game, ‘are you sure you want to do that? Well, are you really sure?’, puts you on a time-out for killing an npc

Cool Aunt DMs: ‘oh yeah that’s totally not how the rules say that works but go ahead cos it’s hilarious’