bogleech:

Scientists: “we’re excited to discover that some cockroaches produce an amazingly nutrient rich substance for their young, so much more efficient than mammalian milk That tells us some interesting things about evolutionary biology!”

News media: OH MY GOD THESE SCIENTISTS MILKED A COCKROACH AND SAID IT WAS SUPERFOOD AND ALL OF SCIENCE EXISTS TO MAKE THINGS FOR PEOPLE RIGHT??? HOLY SHIT THEY’RE TRYING TO FEED US COCKROACH MILK THEY’RE CLAIMING WE’RE ALL GONNA DRINK COCKROACH MILK LOL STUPID CRAZY SCIENTISTS

I think the first thing I’d wish from a genie is the power to erase entire articles from the entire internet along with all memory they ever existed and also whoever wrote them turns into a tree.