your favorite weird old man celebrity really defines you as a person
jeff goldblum: you dress like a dad but not necessarily your own
keanu reeves: literally cannot die
mark hamill: youre depressed but still funny
taika waititi: lesbian
dan aykroyd: honestly i cant explain myself here
tommy wiseau: if you arent stoned right now you wish you were
mads mikkelsen: former vice president of konami