poplitealqueen:

Say what you will about Rita Skeeter, but that beetle-faced piece of work still wrote a 900-page book in canon about how much Albus Dumbledore sucked and you know what? I’d read the hell out of it. Tea in hand, tea in the pages, I’m ready. Roast him, Rita. I still absolutely despise you, but let it not be said I don’t respect your sheer tenacity. She’s the type of person that’d willingly walk right into Azkaban for an interview if she had to.