
Absolutely champion of an MP. Her script from her speech in the House of Commons.
Get bent. You are just sore that England is independent again, and you wish you could be too.
Mooslims are the third largest group in Scotland today. Indigenous people are seeing their lands taken over at an alarming rate all over the globe. It is not wrong for people to reject the hostile take over of their lands. It is not wrong to want to preserve your heritage. It is wrong for the political leaders to ignore their people and force policy down their throats that ultimately means their demise. Brexit is an obvious rejection of these policies. People are waking up and seeing clearly the devastation that comes with a mass immigration (read: invasion) of a religious group hell bent on domination.
“Europe awake before it’s too late”
Fuck me, you are one dense cretin.
Muslims are great though. Like have you ever actually met a Muslim? They’re sense of humour is wild.
I was at The Stand comedy club one night. There was a local guy there doing his act, he was talking about his teenage years in Glasgow. For many people, that means indulging in some… recreational activities.
Him and his three pals were in his car. He was Muslim so he wasn’t getting fired into the three-litre bottle of Pulse cider. Bad for him to drink-drive, even worse for him to drink alcohol. However, he would have a wee bit of a smoke of the marijuanas that was being passed around.
The car is looking a bit foggy after a while, they’ve still got plenty of weed, but they’ve ran out of filter paper. One of the guys in the back finds a book and rips out a couple of pages and starts making filter paper for the joints. It gets passed around again and this process goes on for a couple of hours. He looks down at the joint and notices the filter paper.
“Is that… my Quran?! Mate, we’ve been smokin’ my fucking Quran! My maw is gonny kill me! Fuck sake… I’m gonny go to the big fire for this one.”
The crowd were loving it. It was funny. It was the sort of thing a Glaswegian crowd would laugh about it. Self-deprecating Glaswegian Muslim humour.