5. The long lost remnants of a dead feather duster
As much as I love 4, I think he’s really really sexy with clean short hair, so I would go for 1. I can’t define why exactly but there’s definitely something more animalistic with this look. But I also think it depends on the outfit. Short hair is really hot on a suit, but the floof beats anything else in the white shirt of sex…
I agree on the fact that short haired Bobby looks unbearably hot in a suit.