pipistrellus:

i know there was a post going around near pesach recently like “how do people think that jews control everything when we can’t even manage to organize a yearly seder. do you know how much work that would involve???” but i’m not so sure that that is really the best evidence against The Jewish Conspiracy. I think we can be plenty organized a lot of the time if we really try. 

no, what REALLY proves that jews do not control the world is this: if jews controlled the world, jews would complain a lot more about having to control the world. you wouldnt be able to escape it. youd sit down next to an elderly person on a bus and theyd start monologuing about the drudgery that was Bringing The White Race Down From Within. peppered every few minutes with “can’t complain, though. can’t complain.”