Think about who’s gonna clean up the buildings they smash/blow up.
Think about who’s gonna pay to repair and rebuild all the public property they tear up, let alone people’s homes or the vehicles they need to get to work–oh, wait! The office got turned to rubble.
Think about who’s gonna be staffing the hospitals treating people who were injured in the latest supervillain kerfluffle.
Think about how it seems that superheroes are supposedly there to beat up bad guys while the little people clean up after their great deeds.
No wonder the Flood wiped most of the nephilim.
If Marvelverse was real life, New Yorkers would be mad as hell at the Avengers because of how backed up the subways would be after The Incident ™.
Tony Stark would always have a brick in his window and would have to move his ass somewhere else.
I won’t lie. I’d watch the hell out of a show that pits superheroes against bureaucrats. I wanna see demigods take on shit like DMV.
DMV probably knew Bruce Wayne was Batman before anybody else because why else would Alfred always be coming by to pay off dozens of parking tickets at a time for an unmarked custom vehicle with no plates?
TFW you know you’d be mad as hell if superheroes were real.
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