Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”
Like…did Thor just wingman me?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED OP? WHERE’S THE REST OF THE STORY??
UPDATE HIS SISTER IS REALLY FUCKING CUTE
OMG WOMAN GIVE US DETAILS how are we supposed to live vicariously through you otherwise????
It was actually really awkward. Thor was like “hey! This is the lesbian” and I was like oh hi okay we’re doing this and Thor was like “this is my sister. She’s bisexual” and the sister was not in any world amused and then they left and I saw her bench press like twice her brother’s weight but yeah she’s gorgeous I’m gone I’m done for
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