dubmeister:

dillardalvarez:

Tilda’s Mom – as sung by Shades (parody)

Tilda’s mom has got it goin on

Tilda can I come by Mother’s Touch?

We can hang around, if it’s not too much

Did your mom come home from Harlem’s Paradise

I want her to roll my balls like dice

You know I’m not the petty thug I used to be

I’m a partner now, among other things, you see

Tilda’s mom has got it goin on

She’s all I want and I waited so long

Tilda can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me

I know it may be wrong but I’m in love with Tilda’s mom

Tilda do you remember when she killed Cornell

Your mom bashed him with a mic stand sent him to hell

And the way she looked when covered in blood…

And I know you think it’s just a fantasy

But with Bushmaster around your mom could use a guy like me

Tilda’s mom has got it goin on

She’s all I want and I’ve waited so long

Tilda can’t you see you’re just not the girl for me

I know it may be wrong but I’m in love with Tilda’s mom

This is all I wanted. Thank you.