killmekill23:

sunwukxng:

sceomissionary:

suns-tail:

suns-tail:

suns-tail:

suns-tail:

what if the first dick i suck is the father of the guy i’m gonna marry but i don’t know it yet

like what if i suck off the dad but then a couple of months later i meet the son and date him and he brings me home for dinner to meet his parents and i see his dad and he seems me and we both know i sucked his dick and he got his dick sucked by me and the son is just smiling and happy and the mother is so excited to meet me and his siblings are teasing or doting and the dad and i just stare at each other awkwardly because we both know the son can never find out that i sucked his dad’s dick because there’s no explaining away that one.

moreover what if the mom and dad’s marriage was failing and the dad was exploring his repressed queer side and my sucking him off was the catalyst of their divorce and separation.

what if my sucking off the father of my later-boyfriend was the final reason my then-boyfriend’s parents’ marriage and union ended.

what if my dick sucking skills were so bomb that they ended a marriage and netted me the son at the same time.

what if every time my boyfriend said “yeah, you like daddy’s dick, don’t you?” i thought of his dad and had to either do my best not to have a horrified look or bite back a laugh

there’s…. so many layers to this shit!!

I want this in novel form immediately

him: “Yeah, you like daddy’s dick? Tell me how much you love daddy’s dick.”

me *thinking about the time i sucked off his dad*: 

I could read this for my whole entire life.