pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

I should be studying for a midterm, but I wanted to find ugly cats? like objectively ugly. here are my results (from petfinder):

PINKY

• has what appears to be a Human nose
• like the Human nose makes him so annoying to look at?
• and they named him Pinky, to further highlight this feature??
• please adopt him here (Oakville, Ontario)

DEVON

• this man has big head, big eyes….. big ol gap between those eyes. this man has eyes that see in two different continents
• small ears. he’s looking at me in suspicion. I didn’t do anything though
• please adopt him here “if you’re looking for a cat who is not too clingy but will still appreciate everything you have to offer” (Bowmanville, ON)

MACK

• so much subtle off-ness. I think a fairy found this boy and squished his face around like clay before boring & buzzing off
• he looks like a fruit? like the face is fruit shaped? but what fruit?
• BIG EYES, but not cute circular cartoon eyes. these are scaled up in photoshop eyes
• I know some Guelph Ontario folk follow me! I speak directly to you, adopt this incorrect child 

and that’s all. it’s actually hard finding ugly cats. cats usually look average with one Beauty Feature (special eyes, nice cheekbones, puffy tail), so true ugly is rare & should be cherished 

my personal policy is: NEVER call someone’s pet ugly. it’s always rude and kinda mean?

but these cats don’t have owners, so if you want me shut up about their misshapen Canadian looks you’re gonna have to adopt them. adopt these bee-stung mutts and I’ll be gagged. it’s the only way