A definitive ranking of Rumple hotness

emospritelet:

thatravenclawbitch:

1. Season 6 Rumple:

Short hair, don’t care. Sorry guys I don’t make the rules. That haircut is the best thing that ever happened to me.

2. Season 1 Rumple:

The OG. So slim he’d give you a paper cut if you hugged him and you wouldn’t dare. King of colorful shirts and ties. The one we all picture in fanfic. 

3. Season 3 Rumple:

GOOOOOLDSTILTSKIN

4. Season 7 Rumple Weaver:

This guy fucks.

5. Season 2 Rumple:

Doing his best cohabitating after centuries alone Rumple. A true cutie. 

6. Season 4 Rumple:

So dark and yet so hot

7. Season 5 Rumple: 

Still hot but there was something weird going on with his hair and he didn’t change clothes all season.

There are no unattractive Rumples. They are all valid. But I like to rank things.

This is a very important gifset.

I wrote gifsex at first and honestly that’s not a typo

Also the Weaver description? Accurate XD