Author: rushkeating

My aunt used to write horoscopes for the newspaper as a part time job. She had a friend in college who a)always read that newspapers horoscope and b)didn’t know my aunt wrote it. So whenever the friend had a shitty episode my aunt would make her horoscope as positive as possible to cheer her up. Long story short they recently got married and are both my aunts now.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

what do mean “long story short” give me this entire sappy gay romance novel right now 

hishap:

hishap:

nientedal:

hishap:

So if a Fuckor is when someone makes an assumption about you that is 100% correct but you really hate that they were able to expose you so easily

What’s the opposite of that should be called?

I mean when someone make an assumption about you that’s so wrong you’re very confused as to how the fuck they ever could come to this conclusion  

how about “contrafuckor”

I’ll take it

New ask game : make assumptions about me and I’ll reply with either “Fuckor” or “Contrafuckor”