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I want to be nasty with one person for the rest of my life.

icarusninja23:

Tony Stark: Hey Peter, I’m going to the store, you want anything?

Peter Parker, edgy Gen Z kid: A will to live.

Tony Stark, concerned adult:

Peter Parker, facing a hellish situation: this isn’t ideal

Peter Parker faced with a mild inconvinience: I now know why God abandoned this timeline

diwatangtao:

Birdperson: Morty, do you know what “wubba lubba dub dub” means?

Morty: Uh, that’s just Rick’s stupid nonsense catchphrase.

Birdperson: It’s not nonsense at all. In my people’s tongue it means, “I am in great pain, please help me.”

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB Y’ALL! LOL LOL LOL.

nettlestonenell:

mithrils-hanger:

forcearama:

whitmerule:

forcearama:

[Watching Raiders of the Lost Ark]

Son: Who are the bad guys in this movie?
Husband: The Nazis. [pause for a beat] Again. Except not in space this time.
Me: Yes, Nazis, take note: whether you’re on land or in space, either way Harrison Ford is coming to foil your plans.

usually by accident.

😄 Han Solo, Accidental Nazi-Foiler

@reblogginhood

mostlyhydratrash:

Send me 🔥(and a topic if you want) for an unpopular opinion!

(I saw this on my dash, but the op wasn’t easily rebloggable, so I made my own)

bead-bead:

I laughed at this for, like, WAY too long and woke the entire house.

daenerys-stormborn:

– But I say we ditch Akane and make a run for Snow Lake. Why should we all get killed over a literal sex machine? Present company excluded, of course.
– That machine’s name is Sakura.