galadrieljones:

frozensunset:

shencomix:

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Honestly this is why I work 3rd shift happily.

My BiL is a neurologist who has done a lot of sleep research and one of his favorite areas of study is circadian rhythms. He says that being a night owl is real, it is predicated on the genetic structure of the brain, it is not just “laziness,” and it is not a disorder. He hypothesizes that its original evolutionary purpose was basically to produce night watchmen—people who can stay awake and alert at night to protect the domicile while the early birds sleep.

So we’re not lazy, night owls; we’re the fucking late shift lookouts. Gonna grab my torch and patrol the perimeter if anyone would like to join me.

dawn0star:

manic-pixie-daydream:

brainygremlinofficial:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

discord servers explode causing a library of alexandria style loss of gamer information

gamer information acts like negative knowledge so this would actually uplift humanity by approximately 6000 years.

One time my boyfriend got me to download Discord and join the server him and his buddies use. Well, there was one server STRICTLY for anime porn. Like thousands of anime catgirls with big tiddies sitting on dick or some shit like that that they apparently collected over years.

Enter me, who does not know how the FUCK Discord works, and I get annoyed at all the notifications of yet ANOTHER naked anime girl getting fucked popping up onto my screen, so I try to unfollow the “porn server” (again I had zero clue that you don’t unfollow, you gotta mute the chat) but accidentally DELETE the entire server.

Oh man. You’d think I set fire to all of their houses because .3 seconds later there was a riot in the main chat. All these geek guys freaking out because their porn server suddenly disappeared. Eventually I fessed up and because I was their BESTIE’s ignorant girlfriend they had to swallow their anger and make a new porn server, with mod privileges set to PRIVATE.

And that was the time I set fire to the Porn Library of Discord and, apparently, made one guy cry.

GOD i hope this was a window into your s/o’s soul

also do it again

adidasmutual:

adidasmutual:

adidasmutual:

hot take but some of yall just hate trans people

like… some of yall think trans people who haven’t started their medical transition/choose not to medically transition “aren’t really trans”

and trans people who have been on hrt for many years and underwent surgeries are “no longer trans”

just say you hate trans people

cis people can rb this