A full scale #Utahraptor
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Tag: dinosaurs

A “Raptor” from The Simpsons: Tapped Out, which originally came from the episode “Days of Future Future”.
*watching jurassic world*
Me: what do you think dinosaurs taste like?
My mom: ……
Me: ……
My mom: …imma put my phone down since i can see how important this question is to you
my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey
Crochet Raptor Skeleton by KnittingNeedle https://wp.me/pjlln-Ht
Normally when I see crochet plushies they’re, well, plushie. So in case you were wondering what the ancient critter crochet fandom is up to. Here you go.
you know when you’re eating something with lettuce and a leaf winds up hanging out your mouth while you’re chewing and for a few seconds you fuse souls with that of a 66 million year old gentle and slow brachiosaurus? love that
Dr. Ian Malcolm has been arguing against dinosaurs for 25 slutty, slutty years…
have u ever just been walking down the street when u stopped to think. dinosaurs used to walk here.
the year is 1888
me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk


