lunaaltare:

like the “Florida will be underwater xD” jokes are all cute and funny until you realize all the poor brown and black people, especially immigrants, in (south) Florida who will be battered with hurricanes from global warming and get little to no help from the government…..like these people consistently vote blue but by all means get ur top kek

systlin:

sbsrandomshitblog:

patrickat:

thyrell:

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scruffsmcgoogle:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats

But they are places to be expected.

NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.

  1. That’s an Australian accent.
  2. That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie.
  3. The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.

4: those things are way older than dinosaurs

5: Australia still has dinosaurs.

6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.

7; that victory wasn’t even close

@bettercall-gameoftywinning what is that guy saying?