Signs as hipster food trends

madradhatter:

scared-aquarius:

Aries- Spaghetti donut

Taurus- Blk water

Gemini- Waffle pops

Cancer- Ramen burger

Leo- Gold flake pizza

Virgo- Avacado burger buns

Libra- Acai bowl

Scorpio- Black ice cream

Sagittarius- Rainbow grilled cheese

Capricorn- Deconstructed coffee

Aquarius- Sushi burrito

Pisces- Rainbow bagel

I would literally fight somebody of they offered me deconstructed coffee

half of these aren’t bad. the other half come from a buffet in hell.

yesterdaysprint:

The Daily Journal, Vineland, New Jersey, July 28, 1934

giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

this got more attention than I thought it would

alienpapacy:

i “love” how stupid and disconnected from anything so much of american politics is, and the particular ways in which it is stupid

positivity-roses:

If you find yourself asking “Should i really eat breakfast today?” or “Can i really allow myself to have a snack now?”, this post is your answer:

Yes. Go eat, darling. Food is good. You deserve it.