fuckiyama:

Dark Theory that is very serious and explains the big question we all asked ourselves, why is old Jonas dirty and greasy when we all know Jonas Kahnwald the one we know the one we love would never skip an opportunity to be watery wet. He stands in the rain in his raincoat but his hair is wet. Does he wear the hood? Does he want to be wet? The answer is yes and he wants to be clean. Old Jonas is not clean:

Shower ban in 2052

or he pulled a Luke Skywalker and just stopped giving a fuck