what if the first dick i suck is the father of the guy i’m gonna marry but i don’t know it yet
like what if i suck off the dad but then a couple of months later i meet the son and date him and he brings me home for dinner to meet his parents and i see his dad and he seems me and we both know i sucked his dick and he got his dick sucked by me and the son is just smiling and happy and the mother is so excited to meet me and his siblings are teasing or doting and the dad and i just stare at each other awkwardly because we both know the son can never find out that i sucked his dad’s dick because there’s no explaining away that one.
moreover what if the mom and dad’s marriage was failing and the dad was exploring his repressed queer side and my sucking him off was the catalyst of their divorce and separation.
what if my sucking off the father of my later-boyfriend was the final reason my then-boyfriend’s parents’ marriage and union ended.
what if my dick sucking skills were so bomb that they ended a marriage and netted me the son at the same time.
what if every time my boyfriend said “yeah, you like daddy’s dick, don’t you?” i thought of his dad and had to either do my best not to have a horrified look or bite back a laugh
there’s…. so many layers to this shit!!
I want this in novel form immediately
him: “Yeah, you like daddy’s dick? Tell me how much you love daddy’s dick.”
me *thinking about the time i sucked off his dad*:
Shades likes to eat Mariah out when she looks over the club from the window of the office.
He has ripped 7 pairs of her silk and lace panties to point wear she wears Spanx as punishment for him ripping her expensive panties.
No matter how many times Shades has washed his gloves they still smell of her essence from all the times he has stimulated her in the back of her Mercedes.
Mariah likes to rides to ride him instead doing doggy style because of the time he fucked so good she sweated her perm wild.
(I need help for how depraved over this ship I am….)
Um, no you do not. Keep going
One day some of her Sorors come to visit and one them jokes about Shades’ thin lips and Mariah mutters about them being perfectly fine seat when she rides his face.
Mariah makes Shades wear a cock ring.
They fuck on satin or silk sheets only.
Are you taking requests? Something like she’s on the phone with something work related and he’s going down on her.
I’m asking for a friend…..
Alright, peeps, I’m joining this thread!
Shades likes to fuck Mariah on her desk, and sometimes he leaves the door unlocked which surprisingly thrills her.
I’ll piggyback off of @nys30‘s by adding that he will also go down on her while she’s in a meeting (the desk obscures him from view).
Sometimes when they’re driving, he’ll have one hand on the wheel, and one under her skirt.
When they can’t make it inside the house, Mariah will ride him on the driver’s seat of the car.
Sometimes Shades will leave his sunglasses on when they fuck.
Shades likes to eat Mariah out on the dining table as his dessert.
To get her into the mood, all Shades has to do is kiss her on the neck.
Mariah’s into orgasm delay (for her and him), so Shades will alternate between fucking her and using a vibe on her clit while he’s still inside her, and neither one of them are allowed to come for at least an hour.
Shades likes kissing Mariah when they have sex. He’s an intimacy type of guy, and he takes what he can get while they’re in the act because cuddling is currently not apart of their arrangement.
Mariah has more stamina than Shades does.
The first time Shades teaches Mariah how to use a gun, they end up fucking in a gun range’s bathroom.
I’ll just see myself out.
Oh no, you get your ass back in here and see what you’ve done:
Long after the club is closed and locked up, Mariah likes to pour herself a nice scotch and watch Shades undress for her.
His tattoos span his entire torso and she has plans to taste every inch of him.
She’s surprised by how much noise he makes as she swallows him down.
That last one had me like
If I’m sinning at work. We all sinning.
Another headcanon: Shades likes to make Mariah squirt. The first time it happens, it drenches his face and shirt, and he’s pleased as a motherfucker.
Good Morning everyone!!
Shades knows Alex is an essential part of Mariah’s respectable councilwoman’s persona, but it doesn’t mean he has to like how much time the fucker steals from him.
So he purposefully plans quickies for when he knows Alex will be showing up. Whether it’s bending her over the nearest surface, or eating her out until she can only pant his name, knowing that Alex is waiting on him (and her) to finish always puts a smile on his face
Hey @wannabanauthor remember these? Well, in light of what we learned in season 2, imma change up my last comment a bit.
I’ll make it so Mariah somehow finds out about Shades and Comanche. So whenever she feels a bit petty, she’ll leave her office door open a bit so Che can hear (or watch) her riding Shades like her life depends on it.
I have no recollection of this post.
I’ll see myself out for my past depravity…
I don’t either but I have some
– They’ve fucked every inch of Harlem’s Paradise, the bar, the stage, the railings, they particularly like fucking on Mariah’s desk because that’s where the seat of her power is. She enjoys spreading Shades out and riding him on top of it.
– Shades likes to lift up Mariah’s dress and fingerbang her through her panties, particularly when she’s about to go to an important function so she’ll be flustered and turned on the whole time she’s there
– They’re both adrenaline junkies and seek it out during sex as well as everything else. That’s why I headcanon them both as kinky people when it comes down to it.
-Mariah likes getting massages and foot rubs and Shades is good at giving them.
-They’ve roleplayed an interrogation at least once with Mariah as the naughty cop and Shades as the uncooperative suspect. Handcuffs were involved.
– The offhand remark Comanche made about them fucking over stacks of money?–yeah they did do that.
– Shades fantasizes about being pegged by her but has never owned up to it.
I can’t choose between Shades x Mariah and Shades x Comanche so I’m just going to put it out there + say BOTH. An AU where none of the bad shit happens + Mariah teaches Comanche how to dominate Shades + they both top the hell out of him. (Somehow I imagine Alex has a spreadsheet to keep a track of who’s turn it is with Shades). I want needy!slutty!submissive!Shades getting taken care of by his two great loves. (And definitely getting punished for flirting with Luke!)
If anybody wants me I shall be over here in hell.
I think Che already knew how to dominate him tbqh 😉
How many times a day do you think Shades went down on Mariah?
What was their favorite position?
How often do you think they used condoms?
1- Yes, with conditions. He had to keep his hands to himself, or he couldn’t look away, or he had to be restrained/tied down, etc. She did it for herself, because she enjoys it, and it happened to be something that he received pleasure from.
2 – Yes. Bossy, bottom, murder bae definitely made sure he took care of Mariah in every way she wanted.
3 – First thing in the morning and the last thing he did at night, with the occasional reward in the office at Harlem’s paradise
4 – Oh god…
5 – Probably a lot in the beginning, she didn’t trust him. Later in season 2? Not at all. I’m sure there was a lot of spontaneous fucking.
Total agreement! I interpret them in a femdom light and wanted to add my ideas to your take; not assuming you’re taking it that way! What you said just also fits with my preferences for the ship.
re: 1 & 2 – IMO the idea that being in charge would mean foregoing doing things she likes would (rightfully) annoy Mariah if anyone dared suggest it to her. There is nothing inherently submissive about blowing someone or having them fuck you. I think we can see how this works in other parts of their life: Shades is happy to take care of her without ever thinking it means he’s in charge of her or controls her. So, they have both the full range of sexual pleasure and the emotional support that in the worst, patriarchy damaged versions of femdom women aren’t allowed because somehow it’s “weak.” /eyeroll/
3 – I actually headcanon her with a special thing for fingerfucking, but yeah. I could see cunnilingus being a pretty frequent part of their day.
4 – I think his favorite position is doing whatever she wants because it feels so good to be wanted like that and she… idk, maybe caught somewhere between being fucked just right and riding his face, depending on whether she wants to just lie back and enjoy or do the work
5 – Yeah. Condoms for a while. Then she told him he was going to get tested for EVERYTHING, so he was, and when he got his clean bill of health she tossed the condoms and took him whenever she wanted. Really likes the feel of him. I loved the way Alfre played the scene where Mariah just eases down on top of him like she owns him… delicious.
I don’t get how someone can be against anti-shipping and also against weird shit at Pride.
“Write as much weird fic as you want and I will support you but don’t be weird IRL or you’re disrespectful and should stop.”
And now I know of at least THREE people who hold this contradictory position.
Your explicit kinky Reylo fic is squicking someone else out just as much as you are squicked out by makeout sessions at Pride. Just letting y’all know that.
“gay couples should be allowed to show affection/pda/kiss at pride” and “kink doesn’t belong at pride, especially not events with minors” are not contradictory statements and idk why y’all think they are
its bc they think gay pda is inherently deviant and sexual ¯_(ツ)_/¯
These are all photos from Sydney’s Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, which is a huge pride event. Which ones are too kinky to be there?
With a sweeping statement like “kink doesn’t belong at Pride” it feels like we’re just ignoring the entire queer and subversive nature of Pride events worldwide. Just like in the US, the first marches in Sydney were riots which were met with police violence. Over the years, as the culture became more accepting, Mardi Gras became more of a party. But at its heart and soul it’s a giant shout of “we’re here, we’re queer, get over it.” And “kink” and some specific queer identities are not separable.
So sure, kink practiced by straight people doesn’t belong at Pride because Pride is not an event for straight people, and being kinky doesn’t make you queer. But for the queer people for whom it’s a part of their entire identity, then I want to see them celebrating all the facets of who they are, for at least one day of the year.
Signed, I marched in Pride wearing a goddamn motherfucking corporate polo shirt one year and I still haven’t recovered from how awful I felt being there but not as all of my queer self.
“gay couples should be allowed to show affection/pda/kiss at pride” and “kink doesn’t belong at pride, especially not events with minors” are not contradictory statements and idk why y’all think they are
In San Francisco Leather Culture is very much linked to the gay community because the Miracle Mile known currently as SoMa was once home to over 30 queer businesses. A lot of leather culture started because queer men brought to SF after WWII couldn’t return home because of dishonorable discharges. The businesses there was essentially home to queer men rebuilding the comraderie they had during war time… as part of Motorcycle clubs… without the motorcycles (the old guard)The Miracle Mile was the area that Life Magazine did it’s famous article “homosexuality in America”.
It is still home to Folsom Street which has quite a few leather businesses. And Folsom Street Fair and Up Your Alley (Dore Alley) are Street festivals celebrating kink that raises funds for community programs helping people displaced by gentrification and also many various queer community based organizations.
So yeah kink and leather is a huge part of SF pride but like the Radical Faeries Village (they got some clothing optional rave going on), Leather Alley also has their sections of SF Pride behind tarps where volunteers check for ID before entry.
So at least for San Francisco Pride, the leather and kink community in my opinion belongs because they do an large amount of precautions to prevent minors from entering spaces where people are participating in what can be scene as sexual situations. And all the major leather and kink groups do a lot of advocacy and fundraising for queer causes.
Ive been going to pride when i was little and there were always leather guys there and i turned out ok. I just thought they were policemen because of the hats.
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