Shades likes to eat Mariah out when she looks over the club from the window of the office.
He has ripped 7 pairs of her silk and lace panties to point wear she wears Spanx as punishment for him ripping her expensive panties.
No matter how many times Shades has washed his gloves they still smell of her essence from all the times he has stimulated her in the back of her Mercedes.
Mariah likes to rides to ride him instead doing doggy style because of the time he fucked so good she sweated her perm wild.
(I need help for how depraved over this ship I am….)
Um, no you do not. Keep going
One day some of her Sorors come to visit and one them jokes about Shades’ thin lips and Mariah mutters about them being perfectly fine seat when she rides his face.
Mariah makes Shades wear a cock ring.
They fuck on satin or silk sheets only.
Are you taking requests? Something like she’s on the phone with something work related and he’s going down on her.
I’m asking for a friend…..
Alright, peeps, I’m joining this thread!
Shades likes to fuck Mariah on her desk, and sometimes he leaves the door unlocked which surprisingly thrills her.
I’ll piggyback off of @nys30‘s by adding that he will also go down on her while she’s in a meeting (the desk obscures him from view).
Sometimes when they’re driving, he’ll have one hand on the wheel, and one under her skirt.
When they can’t make it inside the house, Mariah will ride him on the driver’s seat of the car.
Sometimes Shades will leave his sunglasses on when they fuck.
Shades likes to eat Mariah out on the dining table as his dessert.
To get her into the mood, all Shades has to do is kiss her on the neck.
Mariah’s into orgasm delay (for her and him), so Shades will alternate between fucking her and using a vibe on her clit while he’s still inside her, and neither one of them are allowed to come for at least an hour.
Shades likes kissing Mariah when they have sex. He’s an intimacy type of guy, and he takes what he can get while they’re in the act because cuddling is currently not apart of their arrangement.
Mariah has more stamina than Shades does.
The first time Shades teaches Mariah how to use a gun, they end up fucking in a gun range’s bathroom.
I’ll just see myself out.
Oh no, you get your ass back in here and see what you’ve done:
Long after the club is closed and locked up, Mariah likes to pour herself a nice scotch and watch Shades undress for her.
His tattoos span his entire torso and she has plans to taste every inch of him.
She’s surprised by how much noise he makes as she swallows him down.
That last one had me like
If I’m sinning at work. We all sinning.
Another headcanon: Shades likes to make Mariah squirt. The first time it happens, it drenches his face and shirt, and he’s pleased as a motherfucker.
Good Morning everyone!!
Shades knows Alex is an essential part of Mariah’s respectable councilwoman’s persona, but it doesn’t mean he has to like how much time the fucker steals from him.
So he purposefully plans quickies for when he knows Alex will be showing up. Whether it’s bending her over the nearest surface, or eating her out until she can only pant his name, knowing that Alex is waiting on him (and her) to finish always puts a smile on his face
Hey @wannabanauthor remember these? Well, in light of what we learned in season 2, imma change up my last comment a bit.
I’ll make it so Mariah somehow finds out about Shades and Comanche. So whenever she feels a bit petty, she’ll leave her office door open a bit so Che can hear (or watch) her riding Shades like her life depends on it.
I have no recollection of this post.
I’ll see myself out for my past depravity…
I don’t either but I have some
– They’ve fucked every inch of Harlem’s Paradise, the bar, the stage, the railings, they particularly like fucking on Mariah’s desk because that’s where the seat of her power is. She enjoys spreading Shades out and riding him on top of it.
– Shades likes to lift up Mariah’s dress and fingerbang her through her panties, particularly when she’s about to go to an important function so she’ll be flustered and turned on the whole time she’s there
– They’re both adrenaline junkies and seek it out during sex as well as everything else. That’s why I headcanon them both as kinky people when it comes down to it.
-Mariah likes getting massages and foot rubs and Shades is good at giving them.
-They’ve roleplayed an interrogation at least once with Mariah as the naughty cop and Shades as the uncooperative suspect. Handcuffs were involved.
– The offhand remark Comanche made about them fucking over stacks of money?–yeah they did do that.
– Shades fantasizes about being pegged by her but has never owned up to it.
Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc
My husband said Russian men think it’s gay
Yknow what
eating pussy…is gay….
Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?
In the normies’ dialect, “gay” doesn’t quite mean “homosexual” – it’s more along the lines of “homosexual and/or effeminate”. Thus, for example, boy bands like One Direction are often seen as “gay” regardless of the members’ sexual orientation and despite them having a huge number of female fans: one of their major selling factors is attractiveness, and selling things with one’s appearance is a “woman’s job”, which makes a man doing it seen as effeminate or “gay”. Likewise, the only “masculine” way to have sex is to be penetrating a woman with one’s penis. Even penetrative fingering (not to mention non-pentrative clitoral stimulation) is looked down upon because it doesn’t involve a penis, but it would probably pass as an acceptable form of “foreplay” (well, other than the part where a lot of these men are also massively disgusted by vulvae, and only want to touch them with their penises) – the only “real” kind of sex is vaginal or anal penetration. Cunnilingus violates this standard of masculinity in several ways: it doesn’t involve a penis; it involves putting one’s mouth on another person’s genitals, which, fellatio being the central example of oral sex for these people, is also seen as a “woman’s job”; it involves applying effort and possibly tolerating mild physical discomfort for the sake of the partner’s pleasure, which is also a “woman’s job”. Thus, giving cunnilingus is seen as effeminate, and thus “gay”.
Y’all need to keep in mind that garden variety conservative dudebros don’t run on the same ontology as tumblr does. You may see gender identity, gender presentation, gender roles, and sexual orientation as entirely separate things, but for them these are all intertwined. Homophobia, transphobia, and sexism aren’t separate axes of prejudice that often happen to coincide (I mean, they can be; I’m talking about the specific world view that also produces things like “cunnilingus is gay”); they’re stemming from a very specific understanding what men and women are and what they should do. Redrawing categories such that gender and sexuality are separate things is a rather novel approach; even queer communities started really treating them as separate only in late 20th century, and the mainstream is far from being there – especially in less progressive countries. Quick reminder: Stonewall riots technically started over gender presentation rather than sexual orientation – it’s hard to apply sodomy laws when you don’t actually catch people having sex, but very easy to apply the laws that say that men must dress like men and women must dress like women, which what the police was checking: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stonewall_riots#Police_raid. But at the time, the boundaries between gay identity, drag queen identity, and transgender identity were very blurred.
Which is also why the compartmentalization of activism is really really bad, as is “don’t you dare to say that you’re experiencing X-phobia if you’re not X”. We can’t fight a unified force by pretending that entirely different forces are striking entirely different people. “Giving cunnilingus is gay, and therefore I won’t do it and will bully everyone who does” has the undertones of homophobia (”gays are bad, bully them”), misogyny (”giving oral sex is dishonorable, and therefore only women can do that because they’re second class citizens who have no honor to begin with”), transphobia and gender policing (”the shape of genitals you’re born with determines what you can and cannot do in life; incidentally, having been born with a penis means that you can’t give oral sex”). But even considering all these categories separately doesn’t really get us to the core of the issue that “gay” and “effeminate” are inseparable categories for these people.
Also this misogynist idea isn’t endemic to Russia, I’ve seen similar shitty attitudes in plenty of guys from the USA, and the notes on this post are full if people pointing out that this attitude is common in other countries, toi
Finn’s sexual awakening took place while he lived a crowded barracks amidst like a hundred other people, and Rey’s sexual awakening took place while she lived in an abandoned AT-AT miles away from anyone else, so Finn’s approach to masturbation is like “be still, be quiet, pretend you are still asleep and nothing is happening under this blanket, what could possibly be happening under this blanket? nothing because I’m asleep,” and Rey’s is like “time for screaming, it is scream time”
Which means they first time they combine their mutual sexual experience, it just stops halfway through so they can both be like, “UMMM SO I’M HAVING A GREAT TIME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
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