Had a bit of a crazy adventure trying to get an Oscars live steam

Tried to get a Hulu Live TV free trial first. Didn’t work. Then I tried getting YouTube TV and that was also no dice. I already knew that the ABC app wouldn’t work because I tried using it before. There weren’t any live stream sites that weren’t sketchy. Finally I just began calling bars that said they had shown it last year. Called one that told me to go to a different bar and so I drove there. Turns out they had a watch party with free food and everything. Only problem is I didn’t realize people were supposed to dress up so I’m underdressed.