elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
peter and shuri develop a tradition where if one of them calls out the beginning of a meme, the other person has to finish it.
he once made shuri yell “your dick is now a noodle” at okoye so she waits until steve finally lets peter hold his shield and yells “THIS BITCH EMPTY” only to watch peter scream “YEET” and fuckin throw the shield through a window
They get Groot in on in it and they both understand him
“I am Groot!”
“I won’t hesitate bitch!”
“They’ve barely known Groot and they can understand him perfectly.” Rocket is both amazed and confused
“Groot how can you know these terran memes? we’ve only been here for two days!”
“I am Groot”
“yeah of course”
“I am Groot”
“Who are you calling old!?”
“I am Groot”
“Those are my crocs”
“I Am Groot”
“WELL I SURE HOPE IT DOES”
“I am Groot!”
“I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch!”
Tag: peter parker
titan-killing-longterm-bootycall:
Tony Stark: Hey Peter, I’m going to the store, you want anything?
Peter Parker, edgy Gen Z kid: A will to live.
Tony Stark, concerned adult:
Peter Parker, facing a hellish situation: this isn’t ideal
Peter Parker faced with a mild inconvinience: I now know why God abandoned this timeline