fairycosmos:

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

parentheticalaside:

I angrily point out when a post is bullshit because my thought process these days goes like this: “Thousands of people really think an elephant carried a lion cub across a road and Trump is going to win again.” Those two things are inextricably linked for me. Then someone snarks at me, “Calm down, it’s just a dumb post online,” and I’m like that’s what you said the first time!