elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
peter and shuri develop a tradition where if one of them calls out the beginning of a meme, the other person has to finish it.
he once made shuri yell “your dick is now a noodle” at okoye so she waits until steve finally lets peter hold his shield and yells “THIS BITCH EMPTY” only to watch peter scream “YEET” and fuckin throw the shield through a window
They get Groot in on in it and they both understand him
“I am Groot!”
“I won’t hesitate bitch!”
“They’ve barely known Groot and they can understand him perfectly.” Rocket is both amazed and confused
“Groot how can you know these terran memes? we’ve only been here for two days!”
“I am Groot”
“yeah of course”
“I am Groot”
“Who are you calling old!?”
“I am Groot”
“Those are my crocs”
“I Am Groot”
“WELL I SURE HOPE IT DOES”
“I am Groot!”
“I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you, bitch!”
Tag: shuri
I keep telling y’all the concept of “acceptable” Mary Sues in fandom spaces is essentially a white gated community.
I mean look at them clutching their pearls over Shuri being a child prodigy (greater than Tiny Stank??? Say it ain’t so!) or Michael Burnham being the center of the social universe of HER OWN DAMN SHOW. Iris West being the Leader of Team Flash and being the unreserved apple of one (1) Barry Allen’s eye. Preposterous?!
Seriously it’s like being the first black family in the over priced white neighborhood. They’re already heeping and hawing about property values going down and Black Panther isn’t even out yet (and Star Trek and The Flash are still going strong).
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