Putting a hardstyle track over this Bollywood movie worked amazing [x]
The Hobbit – The Musical.
It looks like Thorin Oakenshield at Durmstrang …
This never fails to make me smile, I just fucking love it.
Can someone PLEASE make me a kajillion dollar Jupiter Ascending Chronicles of Riddick baby with this cast right here and whoever choreographs these amazing bollywood dances? Because I just… I need it.
Let me just curl up on Gunner’s bed with his toys.
Kitten Face Magoo must look over her minions.
4:30 PM snoozes are the shit.
I have, once again, claimed Gunner’s bed as my own.
Now I must lay in Gunner’s other bed because literally everything in the universe is mine.
Who even is she?
She is so the boss of their relationship. MJ loves to tease Gunner, making him chase her around and then darting under or behind things he can’t fit through.
Oh, also, she loves to swat at him for absolutely no reason. I love her.
The Adventures of Pook-a-Loo and the Dog Brother
Look at these two. They’re so perfect.
Even Gunner’s kennel is hers.
Stretchy baby.
I shall forever own Gunner’s bed.
Stoned model
Introspective kitten
It’s blurry because she’s a crazy person when she plays.
Where do we sleep? Gunner’s bed! Where do we never sleep? Our own bed!
Brooklyn 99 and The Mick are cancelled?!
Dear MJ,
You are the best kitten in the whole galaxy. I love your face and your toe beans and your feelers (whiskers) and your ‘fraidy’ run. I love your softness and your fur and your smell. I love when you curl up on my chest for rubs and cuddles. I love your loud meows and your obsession with windows. I love that you can make me laugh and smile no matter what. I love you with my whole heart.
You are wonderful, pook-a-loo. Never change.
Love,
Mommy
Once again, I ask: Who even is she?
Before vs. After
When you’re high as shit and there’s a knock at the door.
How MJ feels after watching Mommy and Daddy move all day.
You? Talkin’ to me? Are you talkin’ to me?
MJ is chilling at my mom’s house until Saturday so Bowser has time to adjust to us. She’s having a great time exploring and climbing and being super photogenic. In just a day and a half, MJ and Bowser will meet for the first time. I hope they love each other as much as we love the both of them.
She sees my soul.
Because apparently sleeping between the mattress and mattress cover is the right way to go.
Toe beans!
There is no better feeling than having your baby lay in your lap and sleep. I am so in love with you, MJ.
“Were it not for the skew of the Senate, Mitch McConnell would not have had the ability to refuse to hear the nomination of Merrick Garland, in which case the margin would have been 5-4 in favor of Democrats. Were the presidency determined by which candidate got the most votes — as it is in every other democracy on earth — Hillary Clinton would be president right now, and the margin would be 6-3 in favor of liberals. There’s a related situation in the House, where most analysts believe that in order to take control Democrats will have to not just win the popular vote, but win it by a huge margin of 6 or 7 points. And all this is why enormously popular policies like minimum wage increases, greater funding for education, and universal health coverage never see the light of day, while our national legislature eagerly cuts taxes for the wealthy and corporations whether that’s what the public wants or not.”
My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”
It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.
3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.
America: *rapidly turns into a dystopian nightmare, committing rampant human rights abuses and starting internation trade wars with sworn allies, then blames Europe*
Britain: *self implodes in a Brexit shitstorm of its own making with no end in sight, then blames Europe*
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